More confusion for Catholics

I think I originally saw this a few weeks ago but it must have recently been republished with her confirmation and I think 'devout Catholic' was added in because I certainly missed it the first time:Former adult film star Jenna Jameson has confirmed that she's pregnant following months of buzz.

“Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible," she tells Usmagazine.com, adding that she and boyfriend of two years, mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz, "are still in a state of shock."

"I'm so happy!" she said.

Jameson, 34, previously told Us she discovered she was two months pregnant in November 2004 after being diagnosed with malignant melanoma. A day later, she miscarried due to the stress of cancer.

But the devout Catholic — who has tried in vitro — told Us, "It was all in God's plan."

Jameson — who split from adult film studio owner Jay Grdina in 2006 and from porn star Brad Armstrong in 2001— said she and Ortiz have no plans to wed.

"I think I'm gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies!" she told Us. "I'm following in Angelina's footsteps!"

Now, I don't know if she proclaims to be a devout Catholic or if US magazine dubbed her one but, for any confused Catholics out there, let me (in my not overly educated way) clarify:

Getting divorced.......................not too keen on that

Using in vitro.............................definite no no

Watching/using porn................not so much

STARING in porn......................double whammy

Having sex outside of marriage...aka adultery

Staying unmarried and just going for the babies...ah, nope

Sorry Jenna-the devout Catholic-Jameson, NONE of what you are doing is 'God's plan'. It is your plan. Again, I don't have to agree with what you do, but if you are going to say you are Catholic, if you are going to proclaim to the world that you are Catholic, then be Catholic!

OH yeah, and on a slightly related note-I was in the car yesterday and heard a Planned Parenthood commercial talking about STI's. Since when did they rename them? Did STD have a bad connotation so they decided it should now just be an infection? Are they trying to get kids to equate them with ear infections? Propaganda? I smell something fishy...or is that just the chlamydia?