That's what he said

as seen on facebook, as answered by {j} age 3 (and occasionally l and r)

1. What is something your mom always says to you?
don't pee in mine undies; {l} try harder; {r} don't run in the house

2. What makes your mom happy?
watch cartoons

3. What makes your mom sad?
that time when grandma couldn't come on the airplane (answered by {l}, not sure what she is talking about)

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
you make a funny face

5. What was your mom like as a child?
you were born in oregon (no i wasnt)

6. How old is your mom?
4

7. How tall is your mom?
like this tall (separating hands just a little bit), free (3) inches

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
you like to go on an airplane

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
you go on the computer

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
for playing Wii SingIt

11. What is your mom really good at?
taking pictures

12. What is your mom not very good at?
you cannot go on the computer (oh no, i am VERY good at that)

13. What does your mom do for a job?
running (BWAHAHAHAHAHA)

14.What is your mom's favorite food?
spaghetti

{j} has now lost interest, the remainder will be answered by {l}-8 or {r}-6
15.What makes you proud of your mom?
{r} you try to do what is best for us

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
{l} candace from phineas and ferb because she tries to bust her brothers

17. What do you and your mom do together?
{r} we go to the store together

18. How are you and your mom the same?
{l} we both have brown hair

19. How are you and your mom different?
{r} you have your ears pierced and i dont

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
{l} you take good care of me

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
{r} you like to cuddle with him; {l} that he makes jokes

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?

{r} you like to be at home either knitting or watching tv; {l} the mall (i rarely go to the mall)