Thursday, October 9, 2008

Totally true

Hey Laura, here are some conspiracy theories for you
Who Wrote Dreams From My Father? (fyi, that is the Obamunist's* first memoir)

Barack Obama: Member of Socialist Party AND Democratic Party? well, this one is kinda more fact than conspiracy but whatev

*first read this term here, LOVE it since it couldn't be more accurate!!


3 comments:

  1. As the New York Times gushed, Obama was "that rare politician who can write . . . and write movingly and genuinely about himself."

    Sigh.

    Don't you just feel like giving in sometimes? Just drink the friggin kool-aid and go along to get along? I feel like just laying down and bending over and saying "alrighty, just come on in and tell me how to live, give me what I need and tax me until I owe my soul to the company store..." but then, other times, I feel like stomping up and down like rumplestilskin and steam comes from my ears. I start spouting angry words until it becomes blather and I don't make any sense. I can't wait 'till this election is over and I don't have to hear those stupid phrases anymore:
    good ol' boys network
    my friends
    let me repeat that
    I'm gonna say it again
    I want to be clear
    maverick
    change
    uh
    y'oh
    also
    folks
    I know you're suffering
    I came from humble beginnings
    strugglin'
    Pah-kistahn

    Oh, and stupid hand/body gestures:
    thumb press

    over/under hand flap

    pointing

    shrugging shoulders

    over and over hand gesture

    the "I'm gonna squish your head" forefinger and thumb gesture

    okay, I made that last one up.
    the end

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  2. My biggest pet peeve is the thumb on the fist (like the letter A in sign language). I really DISLIKE that gesture. It looks like they have no fingers and have to that instead.

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  3. if only we lived in seattle...we'd definitely attend the rally - it sounds wonderful!

    gotta teach 'em early - WINK WINK (as Sarah would say):)

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